A Few helpful reminders you should know if you live in Los Angeles or are planning a visit. (And if you weren’t already taught at a young age by your parents for some reason.)

1. Don’t wear sandals and a beanie at the same time
2. Don’t talk loud on your cellphone (no one wants to hear your useless conversations)
3. Shower daily & use deodorant
4. Don’t leave 30 feet between you and the car in-front of you at a stop light
5. Don’t walk your dog and talk on your cellphone
6. Don’t chew food and talk at the same time about how much you like the Family Guy
7. Don’t write your awesome script in public and/or local coffee shop
8. Don’t listen to NPR radio
9. Don’t wear pants with a hole in the kneecaps, a wife-beater, and a sports jacket with sandals (JESUS-FUCKING-CHRIST)
10. Don’t use the 405 freeway
11. Don’t treat others like shit because you’ve convinced yourself you have stature
12. Don’t live in an apartment and have children
13. Don’t pretend your dog is automatically a friend with every other dog on the planet — and get him the fuck away from my dog
14. Don’t clap at the end of a movie — Why the fuck would you do this in the first place, who are you clapping at?
15. Don’t work at FOX
16. Don’t be male and wear skin-tight jeans
17. Don’t think any of these are remotely cool:
    
    They’re not.
18. Don’t tell others not to smoke, or cough when someone does (this calls for an immediate ass-beating)
19. Don’t call an idea a high-concept
20. Don’t try to be something you’re not, just be yourself