This is my fucking year. That’s right. Mine. So all of you people out there who are making new years resolutions about getting a raise, losing weight, or sending your child off to some fucking college. STOP! It’s futile.

2012 belongs to me. Mine! I will rue the whirl of 2012! I’m going to fuck this year up! Things are going to change! Or else! And all those mother fuckers who stuck their nose up and said, “Fuck him. I only care about me!” Will lick my goddamn balls… of steel baby! My big mother fucking balls of steel! SO FUCK YOUR RESOLUTIONS THIS IS MY YEAR FUCKERS!

Now that that is out of the way, I just wanted to say, “Hi everyone!”

Anyone have any employment opportunities available?

… I haven’t had shit worth posting on this thing in quite a while. You can tell. I’m just so tired of being tired. I think all the negativity I ingest from the world daily is fucking up my head. I’ve started to stutter a bit when I talk now. Something strange is happening. I’m not sure what it is. I wish I knew. I suspect Shiner Bock is involved.

Have you ever seen Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS?

Jesus christ… WHAT AN AWESOME MOVIE! It has everything! Blood, tits, action, mayhem, rough German sex, werewolves, and a-list acting! The plot is bullet-proof, and the story… Well it resonates with me even to this day. More nipples than a farm for pregnant hogs!
… And more idiots than a fucking “e-sports” audience.

Anyhoo, I’m still here! I just wanted to make a post for all you fans out there wondering what happened to me… Well, nothing has happened to me. That’s… The… Fucking… Problem…

That uppity nigger went and hit me over the head with a shovel…
- Slim Pickens

STAY TUNED!