Exposé of Self-Exploitation: Archive

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Chillout, Lounge, Ambient, Low-fi Radio

Hey guys and gals. I just wanted to pop-by really quick and let everyone know of a nice radio station. I’ve been listening to them for awhile now, since Underground Headphone Sex shoutCAST disappeared. Frankly, they pretty much play my entire collection of ambient and/or experimental DJ. From 9 Lazy 9 to Visit Venus. (Now that I think of it. I don’t know of any artists I listen to...

Apr 9th

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Questions or Comments Anyone?

The hipsters running this massive blog thing decided to add an ask page. By clicking on the link to the left, you can now post completely anonymous questions or comments that I will surely delete if they offend Mr. Jackson, or his family. By the way, don’t trust anything you see or read today. (except this post)

Apr 2nd

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Track 24 on: Devastatin’ Daves Quad-Plat...

Feb 7th

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… So guys, what do you think? Uh… Yeah. Dave. You know what, we’re gonna have to go ahead and just rip up this contract… What? No. No, it’s not your music. No, it’s real live and all that… But… Okay, seriously. It’s just that your pants Dave… Well, your pants offend me. Yeah, just a little bit. And what… What’s with that...

Feb 7th

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I would talk about fascism and SOPA...

… But then I stop and realize no one reads this. So, in a way, I’ve been anti SOPA for a long, long time. So, here’s an opinion post! Speaking of fascists. Los Angeles, California city council has taken it upon themselves to fine and/or ban pornography that does not have condom use. It will not allow productions of porn in Los Angeles county without the use of condoms....

Jan 19th

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Guys, we need to talk.

This is my fucking year. That’s right. Mine. So all of you people out there who are making new years resolutions about getting a raise, losing weight, or sending your child off to some fucking college. STOP! It’s futile. 2012 belongs to me. Mine! I will rue the whirl of 2012! I’m going to fuck this year up! Things are going to change! Or else! And all those mother fuckers...

Jan 4th

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Rejoice Friends...

Big government is over. From now on instead of community, you will be left in the market place, to fend for yourselves, claw for yourselves, stab for yourselves, guard for yourselves, what little money, savings, dignity, and shelter you have left. After your jobs are down sized, and exported to Mexico, Tennis shoes made by slaves in camps in Indonesia. Computer jobs set across the ocean to...

May 18th

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Video Gamers are the Perfect Corporate Tools.

When I was younger scratch that, subtext is funner. One time I went shopping with my Mother, we were in the milk section. She wanted to buy some fruit for us because she thought we never ate enough. I told her, I love grapes. She asked me to go grab a pound. So I ditched her, went to the cheap toy section, broke a pair of plastic handcuffs (on accident) and made my way to the produce section....

May 20th

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Gang Starr (Keith Elam) 1966-2010 RIP

Rapper Guru, who attained fame with his conscious, jazz-inflected brand of hip-hop in the groups Gang Starr and Jazzmatazz, died Monday after a long battle with cancer. He was 43. The rap performer had been hospitalized in February after suffering cardiac arrest and falling into a coma. Born Keith Elam and raised in Boston’s Roxbury neighborhood, he founded Gang Starr in the...

Apr 20th

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SHOUTcast

Friend was nice enough to host a 10 slot SHOUTcast server for me @ 128kbps. You can tune in using any media player program such as; Winamp, Windows Media Player, iTunes, etc - Any player that can open an address should work. Stats: Name: Crookedmind’s Private Stash bitrate: 128 kbps / 44.1khz slots: 10 location (url): — If you cannot connect using that url, try opening that...

Apr 17th

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Another Unknown Track Artist is definitely Pete...

Apr 5th

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Another unknown track Almost certain this is a...

Apr 5th

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Mar 31st

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New term.

Repub Rage [ri-puhb][reyj] Of, pertaining to, sounding like, A Republican(s) who is consumed to the point of rage regarding; a political issue, person of political dislike, or self-important value. Based off complete hearsay, ignorance, or other repub ragers. (see trendy, conclusion jumping, wildfire, internet) —Practical Examples: 1. One who assumes his/her property/money will be taken...

Mar 25th

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Jesus christ fuck on a stick, it’s been a month since the last time I was here? What the hell am I doing with my time!?

Mar 18th

Feb 19th

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I see tumblr decided to no longer allow the...

Feb 5th

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Yeah it’s been awhile, haven’t had the...

Oct 5th

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Was looking for the Ah-ha - Take on Me ‘literal version’ created by this guy DustoMcneato. I found it, thought I would post it here for quicker referencing — It’s goddamn funny.

Aug 13th

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Goodbye Renaldo.

Jul 6th

Time sets in deeper...

Alcohol… Handguns… Knives… Flags… Child Abuse… Spousal Abuse… Marijuana… Cocaine… Heroine… Crack… Crank… Ignorance… Politics… Corrupt Businesses… Business Criminals… War… 2012… Disease… Hunger… Religion… Inbreeding… Child Conditioning… ...

Jun 23rd

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And now for a little informational tid-bit...

Ello’Ello, While rummaging through my vinyl I remembered a little known fact, that is, it’s little known to those who are not or have never been DJ’s. It’s not a big deal, but more of a “huh, I did not know that.” and then you continue about your day. The hip-hop group Jurassic 5, more importantly DJ’s Numark & Cut Chemist of Jurassic 5 (J5),...

May 25th

“I’m sorry, if he doesn’t make...

May 13th

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What is Blip-hop? (Blips & Beeps & Beats)

Like other genre names, trip-hop, etc. It stems from falling out of any other specific genre title. In other words, commercial execs couldn’t think of a standard genre it could fall under, so they made up some retarded name for it. Where as Trip-Hop is supposedly hip-hop without words (how is that not hip-hop?), Blip-hop is blips and bleep sounds that move you… (…christ, I...

May 9th

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Will shameless ego-centric blog photos of females...

Statistics report that over 87.3% of all the worlds bloggers are woman, in a recent study Jacob G. Rothshinzki, a Professor at the University of Massachusetts Institute of Technology, reported that: A recent poll done over a period of 18 weeks through out the country of the United States and Great Britain from 2008 through the first quarter of 2009 indicate that about 95 out of every 100...

Apr 30th

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Beats from another lifetime.

Growing up I was exposed to a lot of music early on and even to this day when rummaging through my countless vinyl, I stumble on artists I remember loving and still do. Here’s a few examples. Of course there is the obvious artists are like James Brown, not so much James himself, though he does inspire in his own way, but more so the Mo’town artist that were virtually unknown, those...

Apr 25th

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So I asked myself a question today, besides usual,...

Apr 20th

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In 1998 Volkswagen released their new beetle with...

Apr 14th

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You may find this hard to believe, but this song...

Apr 10th

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Touché

Vincent: I read your blog.
Me: It's not a blog.
Vincent: Whatever it is, I read it.
Me: And?
Vincent: It sucked. Worst blog I ever read.
Me: It's not a fucking blog.
Vincent: Then what is it?
Me: It's a compendium of shit, it serves no real purpose.
Vincent: So it's a blog.
Me: ...I guess it is.

Apr 2nd

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Mar 26th

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“So my 3 1/2 year old brother got a new 3-wheeler for Christmas. He was...”

Mar 17th

Probably one the best live songs I’ve ever...

Mar 14th

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Solid Investment: Ion iTTUSB05 USB-Turntable

Bought one of these some time ago and have been meaning to post about it. If you’re a vinyl junkie, like myself, a product like this is great for archiving or just plain backing up most of your vinyl on a digital medium. Doesn’t cost much, runs anywhere between $50-100 depending where you buy it. Has a USB cable and RCA cables incase you want to run it through a mixer (didn’t...

Mar 11th

Hold onto your chimneys kids, cause crooked has...

Mar 1st

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20 ways to avoid being a loser in Los Angeles

A Few helpful reminders you should know if you live in Los Angeles or are planning a visit. (And if you weren’t already taught at a young age by your parents for some reason.) Don’t wear sandals and a beanie at the same time Don’t talk loud on your cellphone (no one wants to hear your useless conversations) Shower daily & use deodorant Don’t leave 30 feet between...

Feb 26th

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GTA IV - Fun, Bugs & Bullshit Since Youtube has started disabling sound on any video that uses soundtracks from literally any record label that has a hard on about other people playing them, I decided to upload a flash version with the original sound intact. Just a side note, I find it completely ironic that Youtube is now acting like the Gestapo with matters like these, especially when...

Feb 19th

Still can’t find out who the hell composed...

Jan 21st

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Breaks & Beats & More Beats

I took the liberty of transferring some of my break beat albums (when my Vestex Mixer still worked), and converted them to MP3’s. I know a lot of DJ’s and producers of today spin CD’s containing all sorts of jargon, and the digital age is trying really hard to not only burry vinyl, but fucking spike a nail in it’s coffin — and it will never happen. Never the less...

Jan 10th

Andrew, make another album, please?

So I wrote Andrew Coleman (Animals on Wheels) begging him to make a new album. A couple days later he wrote back, apparently he has a new album coming out in June/July of this year sometime with a single to boot - and I hope so. Sadly the majority of the ninjatune artists have fallen off into some sort of cosmic abyss, ninja has started recruiting more artists with strong vocab rather than the...

Jan 9th

Dec 7th

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I would of used blogger.com but goddamnit...

I don’t use MACs, nor am I one of many trendy douchebags who use iPhones and other Apple products. I’m not pro anything other than preference — And I prefer blogspot/blogger over tumblr for many reasons; 1. Widgets 2. Post/skin handling 3. Less bubble/fluff 4. NO HUGE FUCKING FONTS IN MY FACE LIKE IM A 2 YEAR OLD Anyhow, crookedmind.blogspot.com was taken so I’ll just...

Dec 6th